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10 Nerdy Jokes

“Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?” “Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, ‘I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.’ The waitress replies, I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?’” “Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his Read more...